After shopping-- buf

After shopping-- buffet king

All morning and no s

All morning and no shopping. A slow day.

Say "Loaded diaper,

Say "Loaded diaper, stinky pizza cheese touch," and tag someone. This gets you out of the cheese touch game. 6yrold.

"When you are Jesus

"When you are Jesus you have to pray, Please Papa, may I have a cookie?" 6yrold

Why drill a door, wh

Why drill a door, when you can slide raw eggs on a window?

@nranews @peta If I

@nranews @peta If I live only 10 years more, that is only a dollar a day: what a bargain! http://htxt.it/pd5U

Bid now, Bid often:

Bid now, Bid often: PETA vs. NRA on Fur. http://htxt.it/HsGt

Cant love them enoug

Cant love them enough.

Tikki tikki tembo-no

Tikki tikki tembo-no sa rembo chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo

And so the trouble b

And so the trouble begins: the 7mo old is crawling as of today at 11:50 am.