Norman, OK--center o

Norman, OK--center of the western world. Thank God for cable.

Goin' down, to Norma

Goin' down, to Norman town.

"But if I don't get

"But if I don't get this, then can I get that thing we were looking at on dot com?" 6yrold today.

"You can just put hi

"You can just put him in the toilet." 5yrold about, surprise, his new brother.

Made the dough, roll

Made the dough, rolled it out, tried to stretch it--failed--cooked it anyway. Ugly, but tasty Noodles! Gotta try again.

We are the weiner do

We are the weiner dogs, of Eurovision. We are, we are, we are, we are.

Who do you keep sane

Who do you keep sane every day? "It drives me crazy when you . . ."

When making friends,

When making friends, I choose murderers over burglars.

Ok, when do we decid

Ok, when do we decide that the Hudson is just a dangerous river?

“If you get hit, w

“If you get hit, we will punch back twice as hard,” Messina said. The Chicago way.

Lovin' on the Aquati

Lovin' on the Aquatic Apes.