"Skip Gates is a fri

"Skip Gates is a friend of mine and I'm very concerned about his health care and the policeman's health care. They deserve better."

Over 50? Try Youthan

Over 50? Try Youthanasia. Do it for your children. It's the patriotic Health Care solution! If it's Youthanasia, it's for the youth!

"You know, they spea

"You know, they speak Spanish. It's like Mexican, but not as cool."

Amazon deletes 1984

Amazon deletes 1984 from customer's Kindles: could they have chosen a better title to delete?

What are the lyrics

What are the lyrics to "He thinks my burka's sexy?" (Sung to the tune of "She thinks my tractor's sexy.")

Now we are talking h

Now we are talking heaven: http://htxt.it/8HWG

I sit, twelve feet a

I sit, twelve feet away, no hand holding, no talking, no making it easier, just watching 5yrold getting two fillings. Good Parenting?

"I'm the King and I

"I'm the King and I like everything." 5yrold

Victory was only one

Victory was only one defeat away. Hoo Rah!

Need more time? Stop

Need more time? Stop sleeping--it works for parents all over the world.

"Don't go into a smo

"Don't go into a smoking mountain." 5yrold

Old, old, old, but w

Old, old, old, but what about the never old noodles? Ah yes, the joy of noodles.