Poor 6yrold lost a t

Poor 6yrold lost a tooth--Brave on, boyo. Why do they use fancy filling material for baby teeth? Too much $$ for us, ah well.

"Ho Ho Ho Hosanna, H

"Ho Ho Ho Hosanna, Ha Ha Ha Hallelujah, He He He He saved me," sung by kindergartners when the 6mo old played the role of Jesus.

"Don't show it to me

"Don't show it to me, I'll get violent," 6yrold girl to 6yrold boy attempting to show her his Swiss army knife.

And then the Thanksg

And then the Thanksgiving turkey hops from house to house dropping tiny eggs down each chimney to all the trick or treaters.

And then the Thanksg

And then the Thanksgiving turkey hops from house to house dropping tiny eggs down each chimney to all the revelers waiting for the 4th.

Philosophy: Fight li

Philosophy: Fight like a brave. http://htxt.it/fzNI

Palin is a long shot

Palin is a long shot "no matter how good she looks in a skirt (or running clothes), brandishing a gun" per Newseek. NOW is really upset.

Thanks, sirtah, for

Thanks, sirtah, for protecting our country.

Whoa, dude you defin

Whoa, dude you definitely should apply for this one, it's like the totally best: http://htxt.it/Cavn

H1N1 Still! The gues

H1N1 Still! The guest that stays and stays and stays . . .

Gettin' spun by the

Gettin' spun by the H1N1! So much fun it's viral!

Yep, they are all si

Yep, they are all sick and I'm wishing we subscribed to the Jerry Springer station. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

My happiness hat is

My happiness hat is under my hair. http://htxt.it/k48P

Harvard tightening s

Harvard tightening security: http://htxt.it/6UF2

Gotta love it: http:

Gotta love it: http://htxt.it/8wU4

Yep, me and Ben Affl

Yep, me and Ben Affleck had a nice cup of coffee today in the square. He was busy making his movie, but we enjoyed our coffee within sight.

Back home in vacatio

Back home in vacation city: Cambridge--where giddy and rain just seem to go together!

What? More Groucho!

What? More Groucho!

This just in: the ne

This just in: the newly crowned Miss America is "humbled" by a near complete inability to put on a bra.

I was walkHONKing to

I was walkHONKing today to the grocerHONKy store when I found a twentHONKy dolHONKlar biHONKll on HONK the flHONKoor. WeHONKll, you cHONKan

The contest for the

The contest for the America's Cup is over: a "humbled" Barack Obama accepts the accolades, though he has never sailed.

Barack Obama is "hum

Barack Obama is "humbled" after winning his first Pulitzer.

Seen in print: Queen

Seen in print: Queen Elizabeth II plans to relinquish her throne to the Prince of Nobel Peace, the o so 'umble Barack Obama.

"Barack Obama - Humb

"Barack Obama - Humbled." Off of Twitter on his Nobel Peace Prize win.

Dum, de da dum, de d

Dum, de da dum, de da dum, honkety Honk HOnk HONK: Somerville this weekend--I am thrilled!

HONK honk HONK, HONK

HONK honk HONK, HONK HONK, honk HONK honk HONK HONK--This Weekend!

Jill Breckenridge re

Jill Breckenridge reads from her book The Gravity of Flesh. Join us at First Parish, 3 Church St. at 7:00. Harvard Sq.

Tonight: Jill Brecke

Tonight: Jill Breckenridge Poetry Reading in Harvard Square. Free and fantastic! http://htxt.it/CRAU

what a bargain! http

what a bargain! http://bit.ly/2gvX0

A great reading in H

A great reading in Harvard Square: http://htxt.it/CRAU

The problem with arg

The problem with arguing over nothing is that there is so much nothing to argue over.

I've got to be more

I've got to be more digilent.

After a great deal o

After a great deal of soul searching and consultation with my advisers, I have decided not to run for Ted Kennedy's Senate seat. Thank you.

Almost forgot: 6yrol

Almost forgot: 6yrold in Norman OK: "When can we go back to America?"

Loved it all, am gla

Loved it all, am glad we are home.

Norman, OK--center o

Norman, OK--center of the western world. Thank God for cable.

Goin' down, to Norma

Goin' down, to Norman town.

"But if I don't get

"But if I don't get this, then can I get that thing we were looking at on dot com?" 6yrold today.

"You can just put hi

"You can just put him in the toilet." 5yrold about, surprise, his new brother.

Made the dough, roll

Made the dough, rolled it out, tried to stretch it--failed--cooked it anyway. Ugly, but tasty Noodles! Gotta try again.

We are the weiner do

We are the weiner dogs, of Eurovision. We are, we are, we are, we are.

Who do you keep sane

Who do you keep sane every day? "It drives me crazy when you . . ."

When making friends,

When making friends, I choose murderers over burglars.

Ok, when do we decid

Ok, when do we decide that the Hudson is just a dangerous river?

“If you get hit, w

“If you get hit, we will punch back twice as hard,” Messina said. The Chicago way.

Lovin' on the Aquati

Lovin' on the Aquatic Apes.

"Skip Gates is a fri

"Skip Gates is a friend of mine and I'm very concerned about his health care and the policeman's health care. They deserve better."

Over 50? Try Youthan

Over 50? Try Youthanasia. Do it for your children. It's the patriotic Health Care solution! If it's Youthanasia, it's for the youth!

"You know, they spea

"You know, they speak Spanish. It's like Mexican, but not as cool."

Amazon deletes 1984

Amazon deletes 1984 from customer's Kindles: could they have chosen a better title to delete?

What are the lyrics

What are the lyrics to "He thinks my burka's sexy?" (Sung to the tune of "She thinks my tractor's sexy.")

Now we are talking h

Now we are talking heaven: http://htxt.it/8HWG

I sit, twelve feet a

I sit, twelve feet away, no hand holding, no talking, no making it easier, just watching 5yrold getting two fillings. Good Parenting?

"I'm the King and I

"I'm the King and I like everything." 5yrold

Victory was only one

Victory was only one defeat away. Hoo Rah!

Need more time? Stop

Need more time? Stop sleeping--it works for parents all over the world.

"Don't go into a smo

"Don't go into a smoking mountain." 5yrold

Old, old, old, but w

Old, old, old, but what about the never old noodles? Ah yes, the joy of noodles.

Having a cold only h

Having a cold only helps when you cover it with noodles.

Physical Therapy: th

Physical Therapy: the process of getting beat up until you deal with your feelings.

What a great interfa

What a great interface for the Scarlet collection #yam

Gotta make the noodl

Gotta make the noodles, stretch tasty noodles.

Noodle Toodlesday

Noodle Toodlesday

Now that I am Ultra

Now that I am Ultra Magnus, fatherhood is in perspective.

Play while we play,

Play while we play, work while we work, be serious while we are serious=fun. Play while we work=no fun. Did the 5yrold get it? No way!

Finally used Wolfram

Finally used WolframAlpha. Looked up the number 56 to find out how it's written in Greek, fantastic! Then Mariehamm. Information not links

Bang bang, chitty ch

Bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang. Roald Dahl, Ian Fleming and Benny Hill--gotta love that car.

Bloomsday tomorrow:

Bloomsday tomorrow: you'll find James Joyce's Zombies around every corner.

Asterix and Obelix w

Asterix and Obelix will solve all problems with a paf.

Pictures, pictures,

Pictures, pictures, pictures--everything is a photo-op.

The years feel like

The years feel like days, and the days last for years: 5yr old "graduates" from kindergarten today.

So, the boy sleeps w

So, the boy sleeps while the guy keeps us up all night. Hardly a moment for golf!

Monumentation and ci

Monumentation and circumstraint--gotta love Engilsh!

Everyone home--thank

Everyone home--thank God! #yam

Will be home with ev

Will be home with everyone--tomorrow. #yam

Soon, soon . . .

Soon, soon . . .

I love Orwell and hi

I love Orwell and his eggs http://htxt.it/F8b6 What other diaries have over 550?#yam

"I'm weapon man, you

"I'm weapon man, you are mud man, water man is my brother and the wolves are your side." 5yr old.

Paul, 66—whose ban

Paul, 66—whose band had a hit with You’ve Gotto Hide Your Love Away—has been careful about security since bandmate John was murdered in 1980

On the USDA Food Pyr

On the USDA Food Pyramid document about setting up a home gym "Stairs can substitute for a stair machine."

When you shave every

When you shave every day with a straight razor, life is good.

"Ok you be a sidewin

"Ok you be a sidewinder with a lion's tail and legs, but the snake's head and I'll be a cobra with panther's legs and claws." 5yr old.

My favorite shoes in

My favorite shoes in the world: http://htxt.it/tIj9 Had them for about 20 years and love them.

Gotta love IKEA: FYR

Gotta love IKEA: FYRKLÖVER Duvet Cover

Tonight, tonight, is

Tonight, tonight, is Wolfram Alpha night. Are Britney's fingers longer than Justin's? Find out on Wolfram Alpha.

When I don't know wh

When I don't know where my fan is, I'm not concerned about what I know will hit it.

Wake up to Satchmo "

Wake up to Satchmo "What a wonderful world."

Ooo, that is sooo sc

Ooo, that is sooo scary! I write, I shake and I hope.

Can't wait for the s

Can't wait for the sun, gotta love it all.

Starting to like Min

Starting to like MindMeister.

It's 5am, do you kno

It's 5am, do you know where your thinking is?

Another academic bar

Another academic bargain. http://htxt.it/6rMO #yam

5yr old: "No, you're

5yr old: "No, you're a good zombie. You eat only seven butterflies a day."

5yr old "Mister Man,

5yr old "Mister Man, superhero, flies low to the ground, climbs trees, makes holes when he falls, and sprays jello.Be afraid of Mister Man."

Home, safe. #yam

Home, safe. #yam

From the 5 yr old as

From the 5 yr old as we start out : "Am I car sick yet?"

My outdoor bathtub i

My outdoor bathtub is gone, but there is a shooting range right next to the hotel!

"Yep 'er hon, want s

"Yep 'er hon, want some butter on that gravy?" Gotta love Lutherville, Timonium, and Towson--the heart of Maryland.

Off to beautiful dow

Off to beautiful downtown Timonium, MD. It will be well. #yam

When I say "One-eyed

When I say "One-eyed Egyptian" do you think "That is awful" or "Yummy breakfast food?"

Why is everything ou

Why is everything outside of Cambridge really really far away?

Just done those dos

Just done those dos and live easy! #yam

It's 7:40--do you kn

It's 7:40--do you know where your Marriage Prep class is? It is pre-Cana day and we are off.

Our little Minotaur

Our little Minotaur hunter hasn't smelled the lamb so he sleeps on.

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Test to Blogger