College Humor

Gatta luff it!

After shopping-- buf

After shopping-- buffet king

All morning and no s

All morning and no shopping. A slow day.

Say "Loaded diaper,

Say "Loaded diaper, stinky pizza cheese touch," and tag someone. This gets you out of the cheese touch game. 6yrold.

"When you are Jesus

"When you are Jesus you have to pray, Please Papa, may I have a cookie?" 6yrold

Why drill a door, wh

Why drill a door, when you can slide raw eggs on a window?

@nranews @peta If I

@nranews @peta If I live only 10 years more, that is only a dollar a day: what a bargain! http://htxt.it/pd5U